Sick and tired of my wrong turns

I don't know what to say. You tell me to relax and listen to these facts, that everyone's my friend and will be till the end. But know this much is true, no matter what I do, no matter what I say, offend in every way... I'm walking through the door, but they're expecting more of an interesting man. And sometimes I think I can, but how much can I fake? I'll speak until I break, with every word I say, offend in every way...